My life is a lie.

Hey guess what? You know that adorable "cat" that most girls grew up with and loved, Hello Kitty?

She isn't even a cat.

Yup,that's right. Not a cat. Human in fact. Sorry everyone who didn't know this.

I found this very hard to accept. Hello Kitty was one of my favorite things as a child. I thought she was the most adorable cat ever. But nooooooo,they had to ruin it. There were basically 2 steps to my acceptance of this terrible truth. 

1. Denial

2. Acceptance 

Plus, if she is human, why does she look like a cat? Does she wear a cat suit? Along with the rest of her family? And her friends all wear animal costumes too? And what about where she lives? They say she lives in England, but it sure doesn't look like it to me! ( Not that I know much about what England looks like.)  And, how are will they back up their claim that she's not a cat? Where's the evidence? And why now? Why didn't they say so before? It makes no sense!  Why Sanrio? WHY?!? My inner detective thinks this is suspicious.

Perhaps I should investigate. I will let you know if I turn up anything. Well,thanks for listening to me rant! Dontblink99 out. (For now!)

Update: I've just had a thought. Maybe she's dreaming because she wishes she and everyone else around her became animals! Maybe I should actually look on Google instead of coming up with insane theories. Hey there's a thought! Maybe she's insane and she actually thinks she and everyone else around her are animals. Yeah, that does it. Time to Google it. Shut up, brain.

Update: I'm probably the only person to ever tell their brain to shut up.

Update: So I finally convinced my stupid brain to Google why she isn't a cat. You know what I uncovered regarding why she looks like a cat? It said she was the personification of a cat. And admitted it was going to far to say she wasn't a cat. I knew it! I knew so something wasn't right! Thank you inner detective! Now there's the subject of why Hello Kitty owns a cat...Lol. Nope. Can't do it.

Note: I apologize for this being so very random. This is not only coming from the brain of an extremely random teenager, this was written very early in the morning. So... I'm sorry if it doesn't make an ounce of sense. Oh,and I know it's a couple days late but... Happy 5th of November!

Sorry. Dontblink99 out.